14 Winter Storm Names Rejected By The Weather Channel
Every year the weather channel puts out a list of winter storm names. These are the ones that missed the cut.
If Meteorologists & Climatologists Ran For President
It's a fairly stressful election day. Sit back, relax, and imagine a world where meteorologists are running for President. (reminder... this is satire) Nominee: Jim Cantore Slogan: “Yes We Cantore” Scandal: Intense coverage and affair with Hurricane Sandy Platform: Encourage U.S. population to go outside because “It’s Amazing Out There”. Heavily increase funding for thundersnow research. Make blue Weather Channel jackets the mandatory, national school uniform. Nominee: Michae
The Weather Junkies Almanac
As we look ahead to the 2017 winter, we see a interesting yet mildly disturbing pattern in store. First off, La Nina winters generally favor strong cold Trumps. Hot takes and cold Trumps will clash in the heart of the country, merging to create a type of weather alley called "Trumpnado Alley". Be warned - Trumpnado Alley will not be for the faint of heart. Moving to the Northeast... well we gotta be honest. It's not looking great. White walkers led by the Night King have take